Three Word Story

sos mate...i'm just used to three word stories...being each post only three words...so that when they shut it down a few months later...they add them all together to gte a a really funny effect..

if you can read the entire thing its never the same

here was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum ...

here was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total...

here was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine...

here was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, ....

here was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me ...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!"...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened.

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by. ...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came...

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her.

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out...