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Post by Teh TJ on Sun May 25, 2008 9:19 pm

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does"...

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Post by brimble2010 on Sun May 25, 2008 9:23 pm

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged...
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Teh TJ on Sun May 25, 2008 9:36 pm

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing...

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Post by brimble2010 on Sun May 25, 2008 9:38 pm

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Teh TJ on Sun May 25, 2008 9:40 pm

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete...

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Post by brimble2010 on Sun May 25, 2008 9:42 pm

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete-type gunblade weapon.
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Post by Teh TJ on Sun May 25, 2008 9:44 pm

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete-type gunblade weapon. Suddenly, he exploded...

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Post by brimble2010 on Sun May 25, 2008 9:45 pm

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete-type gunblade weapon. Suddenly, he exploded, transforming into kittens
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Post by Teh TJ on Sun May 25, 2008 9:46 pm

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete-type gunblade weapon. Suddenly, he exploded, transforming into kittens scampering merrily around...

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by SiebenAuf on Mon May 26, 2008 1:37 am

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete-type gunblade weapon. Suddenly, he exploded, transforming into kittens scampering merrily around campus, shitting everywhere. ...

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Pipboy_3000 on Mon May 26, 2008 1:41 am

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete-type gunblade weapon. Suddenly, he exploded, transforming into kittens scampering merrily around campus, shitting everywhere. "Oh the humanity"...

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by SiebenAuf on Mon May 26, 2008 1:58 am

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete-type gunblade weapon. Suddenly, he exploded, transforming into kittens scampering merrily around campus, shitting everywhere. "Oh the humanity" cried Duncan whilst

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Pipboy_3000 on Mon May 26, 2008 2:07 am

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete-type gunblade weapon. Suddenly, he exploded, transforming into kittens scampering merrily around campus, shitting everywhere. "Oh the humanity" cried Duncan whilst the world imploded...

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Re: Three Word Story

Post by brimble2010 on Mon May 26, 2008 2:08 am

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete-type gunblade weapon. Suddenly, he exploded, transforming into kittens scampering merrily around campus, shitting everywhere. "Oh the humanity" cried Duncan whilst the world imploded, nah just joking!
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Re: Three Word Story

Post by Pipboy_3000 on Mon May 26, 2008 2:22 am

There was once a giant snail who died while running from a red eyed child, who was holding his big, plump non-sexual item that looks like a giant tortoise with four toes which had massively ingrowing toenails, the child threw a strop because he ran out of choclate ice cream. Bob Laramee happened to be passing when a bird flew over and shat on his face then spontaneously combusted. JCs was closed so the compsci students had a big slightly green looking laptop which was owned by President nickson who was holidaying in Belgium when a giant infinite loop started because i > 0 then death occurred. After lots of inappropriate jokes were told, everyone had a fit of urination. They then all decided to go to a leviathan which was gay because he had a big fat very camp umbrella with which he took upon himself for great pleasure in your mum. With a total of over nine buses lined up, all with leaky tubes that leaked leakily over leeks that span merrily. "Don't call me UDUNGU you swine!" Said the really overweight bint with a floppy vagoo. Nothing inappropriate happened. Suddenly, a purple mushroom shrunk Mario and a boo glided silently by, carrying three giant full-stops clearly marked with semen stains. Samus Aran stripped and men came to re-clothe her. Tony pulled out of the apple a delicious worm, which he gave to Mat Wilson who placed it on his penis and stuck it using his own spit to a twelve year old piece of paper. His penis, long and plump played a giant piano quite well, suprisingly, considering it was frothy and pulsing. Meanwhile, Dr Sharp streaking across the Fulton House lawn vagina lips flapping was killed by the flying rampant frisbi which was covered in ammonia and in magnesium it sliced sharp's trilby hat, but then became pregnant with Faron's child. The nim rubbish said sally's gay with Anthony Christensen. Faron said "Java is the way to be gay"! Wiggles arrived home and lol'd his knees off, as Hagrid appeared from Diagon Alley, dressed as Harold Shipman, wielding a butchers' sausage stolen from Sainsburys, where Matthew was apprehending Ross who was having his hair cut on a checkout while buying chicken. Leeroy Jenkins entered into Duncan's rectum with Duncan moaning and jerking endlessly. Meanwhile, in Algorithms Duncan loved pigs and very small ants used to conquer the world. Bouchers mum's cunt ate Duncan whole 57 inch penis, ( 2.5 inch truthfully), and laughed at stefs revelation of his dreads being extra man parts given by god to be used to pleasure fetishists saving mankind from an evil race of garden gnomes waving wheelbarrows and sticks with shit, very bloody shit coming out of a small pipe to cover stef's bluging biceps because they were really non greasy and small as he waved his genitals wildly in the fresh Spring breeze. He laughed gayly before entering Dr Cox maliciously and sacrificing a sheep to your mum. A very pissed Bennet stumbled in shouting" i need COCK, any one got a spare." To which someone grunted and snarled "Yeah, Tony does". Tony was enraged and started killing little ginger dwarves with a machete-type gunblade weapon. Suddenly, he exploded, transforming into kittens scampering merrily around campus, shitting everywhere. "Oh the humanity" cried Duncan whilst the world imploded, nah just joking!

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